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As of today, the discount structure of the Warehouse Sale I mentioned in my previous post is this:

Asics and Onitsuka Tiger shoes = 30% plus additional 20% discount

Naturalizer ladies shoes = 70% discount

Adidas and Nike shoes/apparels = 70%

AceGene document/laptop bags and luagages = 70% discount

K Swiss sample shoes (ONLY Mens size 9, Ladies size 7) = $39 per pair

Zoo York and Ecko apparels = 70% discount.

What are you waiting for?

Yours truely’s company is holding a Warehouse Sale this coming Thursday to Sunday, on the 1st of May to 4th of May at the Level 2 Ballrooms of Suntec City Convention Centre. Time is from 10am to 10pm.

Please kindly note that the first three days of the sale will be in Room 203 while the last day of the sale will be in Room 201 due to Suntec’s room availability.

Brands include: Onitsuka Tiger apparel and shoes, Adidas apparel and shoes, Nike apparel and shoes, Ace bags/luggages, Ecko Unlimited apparel, Zoo York apparel, Lawman apparel and Naturalizer shoes.

I will be working there during these four days. See if you can spot me!

When we were just kids, our mothers always told us to look where we are going. Apparently, a bus driver in Seattle did not get that message all. It doesn’t take a maths genius to know that a 12-foot tall bus will not fit into a 9-foot high tunnel and that’s what the driver tried to do on 17 April. The bus was carrying a high school softball team at that time. The accident resulted in 21 students and coaches being sent to the hospital.

The funny thing is that the bus driver tried to blame it on the GPS unit but it is common sense that a 12-foot bus definitely don’t go into a 9-foot tunnel. It is really fortunate that no one got hurt in the accident. The bus driver is only fined with a $154 fine which I think is way too little for someone who is definitely an idiot. Is he trying to tell us that he will stick to the instructions from the GPS even when there’s clearly no road in front of him? What an ass!

1st Commandment

Marriages are made in heaven. But again, so are lightning and thunder.

2nd Commandment

If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

3rd Commandment

Marriage is grand, divorce is at least 100 grands!

4th Commandment

Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, both of them speak and the neighbours listen.

5th Commandment

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you are be sure of one thing: either the car or the wife is new.

6th Commandment

Marriage is when a man and a woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

7th Commandment

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.

8th Commandment

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.

9th Commandment

Every woman wants a man who is handsome, understanding, economical, and a considerate lover. But the law allows only one husband.

10th Commandment

Man is incomplete until he marries. After that, he is finished.

Bonus Commandment

A long married couple came upon a wishing well. The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The husband decided to make a wish too. But he leaned over too much, fell into the well and drowned. The wife was stunned for a moment but then smiled, “It really works!”

The Sakae Sushi outlet at Heeren is gone but Sakae Sushi is offering a S$5 voucher until the end of May 2008. One thing to note is that the voucher is only usable with a minimum spending of S$30.